Today in history: April 7

Two people stand before a judge. The American is holding a bunch of bananas and says, 'This shit is bananas! B A N A N A S!' The European responds, 'No it isn't, you cheerleader.' The judge sighs and says, 'Yeah, those are very clearly bananas.

April 7 1999: The World Trade Organization ends the long-running dispute between the United States and the European Union about bananas, ruling in favor of the US.