Today in history: May 17

Four wealthy people at an expensive banquet raise gold goblets and declare, 'Fuck the poor!'

May 17 1792: The New York Stock Exchange is founded

A judge bangs a gavel and declares loudly, 'SEPARATE IS INHERENTLY UNEQUAL.'

May 17 1954: The US Supreme Court unaminously decides that segregation of schools on the basis of race is unconstitutional